I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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