bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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