it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My vagina is officially offended.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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