Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
