Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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