So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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