hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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