Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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