you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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