One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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