It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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