I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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