Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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