i would punch a child for taco bell
I look better un-naked...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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