thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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