Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My vagina is very pro this idea
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
