How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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