he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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