? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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