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Wipe that smile off your face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Come share oat with me in your robe
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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