lets start a swedish sibling band together
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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