First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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