how can u be prego again
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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