I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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