You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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