i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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