If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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