Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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