Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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