Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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