I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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