quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Randomize
