My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Say something about gay babies.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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