:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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