I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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