Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Houston, we have a squirter
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
