Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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