I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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