did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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