You made me cry and you don't even care
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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