I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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