People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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