It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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