no. you can't hotbox the world.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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