So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
