saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
wow bdsm is so cute
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