I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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