was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i will never coherently bang her
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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