That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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