do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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