i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Text me some of your sweat
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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