she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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