If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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