did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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