NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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