Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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